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Yuppie in car accident  English 1998-06-06 Jokes
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A Yuppie is involved in a car accident. He is lying in the road, and as the paramedics approach him, they hear him moaning, "Ooooohhhhh, my new BMW....oooohhhh, my new BMW.."
One of the paramedics kneels down tells him, "Look, sir, I don't know if you realize this, but your arm's been torn completely from your body, so I wouldn't worry about the car right now."
The Yuppie looks towards his missing arm and groans, "Ooooohhh, my Rolex...oooohhh, my Rolex
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