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| An Englishman, an Irish man and a Scotsman were in the pub deciding what they were going to buy for their wives for Christmas. The Englishman said, "I'm going to buy my wife a necklace and a scarf. That way, if she doesn't like the necklace, she can wear the scarf on top and she won't be embarrassed, I won't be embarrassed, and we'll have a happy Christmas" Next is was the Scotsman's turn. "I'm going to buy my wife a bracelet and some long gloves. That way, if she doesn't like the bracelet, she can wear the gloves on top and she won't be embarrassed, I won't be embarrassed, and we'll have a happy Christmas." Finally they asked the Irishman what he was going to buy. "Well I'm going to buy my wife a bright red hat and a vibrator," said the Irishman. "If she doesn't like the hat, she can go fuck herself." |
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