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| A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a Bridal Shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white," reminds the sales clerk, "you've been married three times already." "Of course I can, I'm a virgin." Says the Bride "Impossible!" says the sales clerk. "Unfortunately not." The Bride explained; "My first husband was a psychologist, all he wanted to do was talk about it. "My second husband was a Gynaecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. "My third husband was a stamp collector ... God, I miss him." |
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