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| Men are like... Place mats. -- They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like... Mascara. -- They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like... Bike helmets. -- Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like... Government bonds. -- They take so long to mature. Men are like... Parking spots. -- The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. Men are like... Copiers. -- You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like... Lava lamps. -- Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like... Bank accounts. -- Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like... High heels. -- They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like... Curling irons. -- They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like... Mini skirts. -- If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like... Bananas. -- The older they get, the less firm they are. |
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