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| An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have some fun. Ventriloquist: "Good looking dog mate, mind if I speak to him?" Owner: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie" Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, howzit going old mate?" Dog: "Doing all right" Owner (extreme look of shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?" Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me regularly, feeds me well, and take me to the lake to play" Owner (look of disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Owner:"Horse doesn't talk......" Ventriloquist:"Hey horse, how is it going?" Horse: "Cool" Owner (extreme look of shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" Horse:"Yep" Ventriloquist:"How does he treat you?" Horse:"Pretty good man. He rides me regularly, brushes me down, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements" Owner (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist:"Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Owner:"The sheep is a liar...." |
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