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| There was a group of Russian soldiers close to a high ravine. The sergeant goes close to the edge, looks down, then turns around and says: - Soldier Ivanov! - Sir! - Put yourself in this position: O *-----------. | | | | | | | | * | | ,-------- | | | | | | - Yes sir! - Now jump! - I'm sorry!!??? - I said JUMP, soldier! - Yes sir!, (and jumps) The Sergeant looks down to the abyss again, thinks for a while and says: - Soldier Pyetrov! - Sir! - Move a little to your left! - Yes sir! - Put yourself in this position: * | | | O | ,-----' | | | | | | *----' | | |--| | | | | | `----- | | | - Yes sir! - Now jump! - Yes sir!, (and jumps to the void...) Again the sergeant looks down, thinks and yells: - Soldier Sidorov! - Sir! - Move yourself a little to the right and kneel! - Yes sir! - Jump! - Yes sir!, (and jumps) The Sergeant analyses again the situation and says: - Soldier Strogoff! - Sir! - Put yourself in this position: O *-----------. | | | | | | | | * | | ,-----------. | | | | At that moment a jeep stops. The Captain gets up and yells: - Sergeant Tchebychevich!!!, this is the last time that I warn you! Next time I find you playing Tetris with the soldiers I'll to send you to Martial Court! |
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