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The new Darwin awards report may 1998  English 1998-06-05 News, events, anekdotes and announcements
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A software engineer with a liking for rats, from Bath, England,  met with a rather unpleasent end.
He was found dead,  in an empty locked room, naked, and covered in cling film. The only clues were a
4 inch diameter cardboard tube,a box of tissues and a small hole in the door.

After an autoposy, it became apparent that the software engineer had developed a bizare sexual habit, which involved locking himself naked in an empty room, inserting the room's key deep inside his bowels, then while masturbating, his pack of trained "tunnel" rats would, with the aid of the cardboard tube, enter his bowels via the back passage, and eventually retrieve the key (after much scurrying around), thus feeing him from his imprisonment - a sort of bizare Houdini act.  Unfortunatly, the rats seem to have forgoten their training, left the way the came in and bit a hole in the door and escaped. The poor software engineer, with no way to escape and the key still in his bowels, died of blood poisoning - caused by the rusting of the key.
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