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At the Mexican border  English 1999-06-03 Jokes
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A Border Patrol agent is on duty when he spots two Mexicans and stops them.

They show him their papers (he thinks they are phony).

He tells them, "O.K., I have a test for you. I want you to use the words 'cheese' and 'liver' in a sentence."

So, the first guy says, "I made a liver and cheese sandwich for lunch."

The agent says, "That was good, you can go. What about you?" he asks the second guy.

He says, "Liver alone. Cheese mine."
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