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| Now I lay me down to sleep Leave a message at the beep. If I die before I wake Remember to erase the tape. This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway. (Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to hear your latest exciting message.) You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep. You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine. This is the nineties. You know what to do. Nike commercial voice: You know what to do. You know how to do it. You know when to do it. So, JUST DO IT! This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when. You have reached 555-6238. Why? (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. (Borg voice:) WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOUR PHONE CALL, AS IT HAS BEEN, IS NOW OVER. YOUR MESSAGE WILL BE ASSIMILATED AT THE BEEP. But we're not home right now. So leave a message and we'll assimilate you later. You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment. However, your name and number can be left at the tone and a representative will gladly contact you shortly to arrange for your assimilation into the new order. Long groblint the ultimate blenstron. |
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