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A duck goes into a bar  English 1999-05-21 Jokes
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A duck goes into a bar....

Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: No, Sorry.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: No.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: I told you, No!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: No! 'N' 'O' spells NO!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me one more time if I've got any bread I'm going to nail your beak to the bar!
Duck: Got any nails?
Barman: No.
Duck: Got any bread?
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