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| Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit died in a car crash? A: Some dick cut her off. Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in America. Q: Why do women have two sets of lips? A: So they can piss and moan at the same time. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass. Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it. |
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