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| A sneak preview of how the squads are shaping up for France '98.... BRASILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 98 Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango Cheerio Subbuteo Scenario Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: Placebo Porno Polio Banjo Brasso Stereo (L) Stereo (R) Hydrochlorofluoro (GK) Aristotle ------------------------------------------------------------------- SERBIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98 Itch Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchtheitch Hic (k) Sic Spic Pric Digaditch Fallinaditch Sewastitch Subs: Mowapitch Letsgetrich Shagabitch Sonofabitch ------------------------------------------------------------------- RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98 Whodyanicabolicov Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov Slalomsky Downhillsky Risky Swedishshev Mastershev Fuckov Getyerkitov SUBS: Jerkov Pissov Whisky Pastyshev Najinsky Desert Orchid ------------------------------------------------------------------- RUMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98 Chatanoogaciouciou Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou Busqueue Snookercu Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi Subs: U NonU ManU Stuffyiou Lee Kwan Yu Buscu Sodu ------------------------------------------------------------------- DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98 Toomanigoalssen Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen Firstsson Seccondsson Thirdsson Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen SUBS Howmanygoalsisthatssen Finallygaveupcountinssen Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen Alexfergussen ------------------------------------------------------------------- ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98 Baloni potbelli beerbelli giveitsumwelli wotsontelli toonsgotkenni onetoomani legslikejelli havabenni wobblijelli spendapenni SUBS cantthinkofani Buggermi ------------------------------------------------------------------- MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98 San Francisco Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox Don Cryformeargentina Bodegas Luis Canon Sombrero Chihuahua Jose Canyouseebythedawnsearlylight Subs: Jesus Maria Don Key Burrito Speedy Gonzalez Tequila Caramba Los Lobos ------------------------------------------------------------------- DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP '98 Kenning van Hire van diemansland van der valk van gard van erealdizeez Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors van Coova van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe Subs van Ittikase van Ishincreme van Morrison Midi vander Elst ------------------------------------------------------------------- News reaches us that Brazilian striker Fellatio no longer has a limp. This could prove to be a major blow. Two players who are not included are..... Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place for the sweeper, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam, with his finger in a dyke. |
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