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Sales theory  English 1998-06-03 Manuals, explanations and definitions
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Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as sales person.
Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

        Postulate 1:  Knowledge is Power.
        Postulate 2:  Time is Money.

    As every engineer knows...

           Work
        --------- = Power
           Time


    Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have...

          Work
        --------- = Knowledge
          Money


   Solving for Money, we get...

          Work
        --------- = Money
        Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the more you Make...

SALES, that's where it's at!
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