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| How different personalities cope in the Mens room EXCITABLE Shorts are half twisted around and ripped; obviously can't find the hole SOCIABLE Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not CROSSED-EYED Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed TIMID Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later INDIFFERENT If all urinals are being used, pisses in sink CLEVER No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor WORRIED Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection FRIVOLOUS Pisses up, down and across urinal, tries to hit other urinals ABSENT MINDED Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants CHILDISH Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble TOUGH Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it PATIENT Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand EFFICIENT Waits until he has to crap, then does both DRUNK Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants DISGRUNTLED Stands for a while, gives up, walks away CONCEITED Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat DESPERATE Waits in long line with teeth floating; ultimately pisses in pants SNEAK Farts silently while pissing; acts very innocent |
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