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| The army stuffed a cork in the butt of an elephant and let it grow and grow and turn a funny shade of green. Now, while they had that going on, they trained a monkey to pull the cork out of bottles and things. One day the elephant looked pretty sick, so they put the monkey in there. As they watched, disgusting doo-doo got on the observation window. One man said sadly, "The last thing I saw was that poor monkey tryin' to put that cork back in." | ||||||||||||