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| TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX... 10. It is legal to play professionally 9. You can count on it at least 4 times a week 8. You have a coach to tell you when to advance 7. When you are tired, you always get relieved 6. If you strike out once, you still have at least 2 more times to get a hit 5. Up to 4 people can score at once 4. Pop ups are frequent 3. 30,000 people cheer when you score 2. After 7 innings, you get to stretch 1. You can get a homerun without any foreplay |
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