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| List Of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week 1. Cover Your Stump Before You Hump 2. Before You Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker 3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy 4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout 5. Don't Be A Loner, Cover Your Boner 6. You Cant Go Wrong If You Shield Your Dong 7. If You'Re Not Goin To Sack It, Go Home And Whack It 8. If You Think She'S Spunky Cover Your Monkey 9. If You Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize 10. It Will Be Sweeter If You Wrap Your Peter 11. She Wont Get Sick If You Wrap Your Dick 12. If You Go In To Heat, Package Your Meat 13. While Your Undressing Venus, Dress Up Your Penis 14. When You Take Off Her Pants And Blouse, Slip Up Your Trouser Mouse 15. Especially In December, Gift Wrap Your Member 16. Never, Never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker 17. Dont Be A Fool, Vulcanize Your Tool 18. The Right Selection Will Protect Your Erection 19. Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil 20. A Crank With Armor Will Never Harm Her 21. No Glove, No Love! 22. If you really love her, wear a cover 23. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 24. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 25. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket |
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