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Top ten things not to say in a lingerie shop  English 1999-04-08 Top list
Sex and sexist
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Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in a Lingerie Shop

#10 Does this come in children's sizes?

#9 No thanks. Just Sniffing.

#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7 Mom will love this.

#6 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

#5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

#4 Will you model this for me???

#3 The Miracle What?? This is better than world peace!!

#2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud ina Lingerie Shop

#1 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat arse into that.
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