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Homer Simpson''s Do Re Mi drink  English 1998-06-03 Text Art
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       _-/\/\-_
      /        \       DO RE MI DRINK, by Homer J. Simpson.
     |          |
     |          |      *ahem* La la la la.... *ahem* LAAAAAAA!!
     |     __  __)
     |    /  \/  \      DO...... the stuff... that buys me beer...
    /\/\ (o   )o  )     RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
    /c    \__/ --.      ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
   (              )     FAR..... a long way to get beer...
    \_   _-------'      SO...... I'll have another beer...
     |  /         \     LA...... I'll have another beer...
     | | '\_______)     TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
     |  \_____)         That will bring us back to...
     |_____ |           (Looks into an empty glass)
    |_____/\/\
    /         \         D'OH!

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