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Rabbits crossing the river  English 1999-03-31 Jokes
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There were three rabbits wandering through the woods, when they came upon a large river. All three wanted to cross the river and see what was on the other side, but the river was very wide, and very deep.

The first little rabbit said, well,I can eat a bunch of carrots and have the strength to swim right on over there...so sure enough, he ate a bunch of carrots, jumped in the river, swam to the middle, sank and drowned.

The second little rabbit said, Ha, I can eat a bunch of lettuce and have the strength to swim right on over there...so sure enough, he ate a bunch of lettuce, jumped in the river, swam to the middle, sank and drowned.

The third little rabbit said, Stupid rabbits.. he ran over ate a bunch of beans, and went put-put-put all the way across.
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