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| There was a young actress from Crewe, Who remarked as the vicar withdrew, The Bishop was quicker and thicker and slicker, and two inches longer than you. ************ There was a young vampire called mable, whose periods were always quite stable, at every full moon she took out a spoon, and drank herself under the table. *********** There was a young plumber from Lee, who was plumbing his girl with great glee, she said stop your plumbing, I think someones coming, said the plumber still plumbing "its me"! *********** A kinky young girl from Coleshill, Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill, They found her vagina, in North Carolina, and bits of her tits in Brazil. *********** There was a young man from Pitlocherie, making love to his girl in the rockery, she said look you've cum, all over my bum, This isn't a shag it's a mockery. ************ There was a young lassie from Morton, who had one long tit and one short 'en, on top of all that, a great hairy twat, and a fart like a six fifty Norton. ************ There was a young man from Nantucket, Who's appendage was so long he could suck it, He was heard to allude, if I may be so crude, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it. |
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