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Monica Lewinsky''s statement  English 1998-06-03 News, events, anekdotes and announcements
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Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial:

"I have had enough.  This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more.  I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and has blown up in my face.  This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best.  I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming.  I will meet this challenge the only way I know how ...  head on.  I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again.  No one will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job was done.  I will work non-stop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair.  I will not be stained by it."

Thank you,
Monica Lewinsky
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