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European commission resignation  English 1999-03-22 News, events, anekdotes and announcements
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The verbatim report of the last meeting of the European Commission has leaked to the press. Here is a small part of that historic meeting.

Van Miert (talking to Cresson): You will resign you bitch, Verdomme, or I'll make you swallow your new teeth one by one.

Cresson: I will not sink alone (famous last words).

Pinheiro: My brother in law has invited me to a golf game tomorrow, could we please hurry up ?

Bangeman (Talking to Santer): get down from the window you idiot you will hurt yourself.

Marin: I'm clean, clean, clean, clean, so clean, clean , clean, clean.

Sir Leon Brittan:(Talking to himself): Tony loves me.

Sir Leon Brittan:(Talking to Neil Kinnock): Tony loves you too.

Papoutsis: What is going on here? Who is going to resign? Who the hell is Santer ?

Schroeder (on the phone): Calm down Jacques. It is not that bad.
Imagine that I had to deal with Lafontaine all my life. And now that I got rid of him he wants to become President of the Commission. Nobody thinks about me any more...

Flynn:(after staring at the ceiling for an hour) !!! (nothing)

And then they resigned...
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