Title  Language Date Type Topic Four Irish Catholic mothers having tea  English 1999-03-01 Jokes Religion and heaven Sex and sexist
Four Irish Catholic mothers are having tea together. First Mother: (sip) I'm so proud of my son.  He went to the seminary and became a priest and when he walks into a room everyone stands up and says "Father". Second Mother: (sip) I'm so proud of my son. He went to the seminary and became a priest, then a bishop, and when he walks into a room everyone kisses his ring and says "Your Eminence". Third Mother: (sip) I'm so proud of my son. He went to the seminary and became a priest, then a bishop, and he's now a Cardinal.  When he walks into a room everyone stands up and says "Your Excellency". Fourth Mother: (sip) I'm so proud of my son. He's a 6'2, blond, blue eyed stripper, built like a brick shithouse and when he walks into a room everyone stands up and says "Oh my God."