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| A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge)... Devil: We run things a bit differently nowadays, you get to pick your own personal hell. Man: That's not so bad, whatcha got? Devil: Well, I'm going to open a series of doors, look inside, and assess the situation and then tell me if that's where you want to spend eternity. The devil opens the first door and there's a room of people standing on their heads on a hardwood floor. Man: Ouch, that seems painful. It's not for me, what's next? The devil opens the next door to reveal the same situation, only on concrete floors. Man: That looks worse, got anything left? The devil opens the third door to reveal a room full of people standing knee deep in crap, drinking coffee. Man: Well, the crap smells but it is soft, I could stand the smell and drink coffee all day. I'll take this one. Devil: Are you sure this is the one you want? Man: Absolutely! The devil then escorts him in the room shuts and locks the door. As soon as the door closes, a whistle blows and a loud speaker says "Alright, coffee break is over, back on your heads!" |
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