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Classic chat up lines  English 1999-02-22 Top list
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg Easter, can I visit you between the Holidays?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
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