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Top five signs you''re not getting along with your computer  English 1999-02-04 Top list
Computers, software and Internet
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You're Not Getting Along With Your Computer

Top Five Signs You're Not Getting Along With Your Computer

5. There are keyboard markings embedded in your forehead.
4. The store where you bought your computer has a restraining order against you.
3. A cat outside your window was crushed by a flying bubble-jet printer.
2. The book "Windows 95 for Dummies" mentions you in the author's forward.
1. Your favorite pastime is using floppy disks for skeet shooting.
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