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Title  Language Date Type Topic
Virtual breasts  English 1999-01-29 Text Art
Computers, software and Internet
Sex and sexist
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Virtual breasts

First there were email smilies and now there are email breasts

For those men out there - Feast your eyes upon these beauties.
For those women out there - be thankful you dont suffer from grandma breasts!!!!!!!

         (o)(o)          perfect breasts

       ( + )( + )        fake silicone breasts

         (*)(*)          high nipple breasts

         (@)(@)          big nipple breasts

           oo            a cups

       { O }{ O }        d cups

          (oYo)          wonder bra breasts

        ( ^ )( ^ )       cold breasts

          (o)(O)         lopsided breasts

          (Q)(Q)         pierced breasts

          (p)(p)         hanging tassels breasts

          (:o)(o)        bitten by a vampire breasts

        \o/     \o/      grandma's breasts

       (  -  )(  -  )    flat against the shower door breasts

         < o >< o >      electric shock breasts

           |o||o|        android breasts

           (%)(o)        extra nipple breasts

           ($)($)        Jenny McCarthy's breasts

         =~=   =~=       Mammogram breasts

            )= )=        I have to stop opening the freezer naked breasts...
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