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| What is the queen giving Fergie for Christmas? - A Mercedes. What have Princess Diana and Pink Floyd got in common? - They both had a hit with the wall. What is the difference between the London Ritz and the Paris Ritz? - At the London Ritz you get after dinner mints, at the Paris Ritz you get minced after dinner. What was the last thing that Princess Diana had to drink? - A Harvey Wallbanger with six chasers. ...So a guy at the ritz told me they had an argument before they left - Dodi wanted to go clubbing but Diana just wanted to crash. Did you hear that the French Doctors could have saved Diana, if only they'd had the parts for a 1961 Princess.... Did you hear that the paparazzi were in deep shit in Paris? As the couple left the Ritz, they were shouting "Di, Di, Di". Prince Charles was out early the other day walking the dog. When a passerby saId "Morning", Charles replied "No, just walking the dog." What's Di's fave ice-cream? - Walls Headline describing the Royal Mails decision to not deliver letters on Saturday. . DIANA CRASH HAS IMPACT ON POST What Have Di & Ian Wright got in common? - Both hit the post 4 = times at the weekend. What's the similarity between Neighbours & Prince Charles? - Neighbours have Mrs Mangle, Charles has mangled Mrs. What did the French mortuary attendant say when he got the body bags? - Zip-a-de Dodi, Zip-a-de Di... What did Dodi say to his chaffeur? - "Do you want to come to Paris with me and Di?" Why did Elton John sing at the funeral? - Because he's the only queen who gives a fuck. What's the difference between George Best and Dodi's chafteur? - George Best can still take corners when he's pissed. Whal's the difference between Tiger Woods and Lady Di? - Tiger Woods has a good driver. What is Dodi's new pet name for Di? - Squidgy Apparently it wasn't the chauffers fault, Di had also been drinking, reports show she had 2 pints of Carling in her. What does a bee have in common with a Mercedes? - They both make Royal Jelly What's the difference between Swampy and Princess Di? - They both go into tunnels, but only Swampy comes out of them What's the difference between Dodi and Di and Charles and Camilla? - Dodi and Di are just a crush. How d'ya paint a merc red? Di it. |
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