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State of Georgia drivers license application  English 1999-01-25 News, events, anekdotes and announcements
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STATE OF GEORGIA DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION

    Last name: ________________
                      (Check appropriate box)
       First name:                             First name:
    |_| Billy-Bob                           |_| Bobby-Sue
    |_| Billy-Joe                           |_| Bobby-Jo
    |_| Billy-Ray                           |_| Bobby-Ann
    |_| Billy-Sue                           |_| Bobby-Lee
    |_| Billy-Mae                           |_| Bobby-Ellen
    |_| Billy-Jack                          |_| Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

    Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
    Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
    Occupation:
    |_| Farmer |_| Mechanic  |_| Hair Dresser |_| Waitress
    |_| Un-employed          |_| Dirty Politician

    Spouse's Name:      __________________________
    2nd Spouse's Name:  __________________________
    3rd Spouse's Name:  __________________________
    Lover's Name:       __________________________
    2nd Lover's Name:   __________________________

    Relationship with spouse:
    |_| Sister                    |_| Aunt            |_| Brother
    |_| Uncle                     |_| Mother          |_| Son
    |_| Father                    |_| Daughter        |_| Cousin
    |_| Pet

    Number of children living in household: ___
    Number of children living in shed: ___
    Number that are yours: ___

    Mother's Name: _______________________
    Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

    Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
    Do you |_| own or |_| rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

    ___ Total number of vehicles you own
    ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
    ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
    ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
    ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
    Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    ____ truck                ____ kitchen
    ____ bedroom              ____ bathroom
    ____ shed

    Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
    Do you have a gun rack?
    |_| Yes |_| No; If no, please explain:
    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    |_| The National Enquirer   |_| The Globe
    |_| TV Guide                |_| Soap Opera Digest
    |_| Rifle and Shotgun

    Number of times you've seen a UFO___
    Number of times you've seen Elvis____
    Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
    How often do you bathe:
    |_| Weekly
    |_| Monthly
    |_| Not Applicable

    Color of teeth:
    |_| Yellow |_| Brownish-Yellow |_| Brown |_| Black |_| N/A
    How many?

    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: |_| Red-Man

    How far is your home from a paved road?
    |_| 1 mile
    |_| 2 miles
    |_| don't know
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