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| Bill Clinton calls his secretary in to his office and says, "Would you like to see my clock?" His secretary looks confused and says, "What?" "C'mon," says Bill, "it's a yes or no question." Okay?" says the secretary. Bill then yanks his pants down, exposing his knob. "That isn't a clock," says his secretary,"it's a cock." To which Bill replies, "Put a face and two hands on it and it's a clock." |
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