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| Attenion: avoid the following computer viruses! Monica Lewinsky virus...Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Titanic virus... Makes your whole computer go down. Disney virus... Everything in the computer goes Goofy. Mike Tyson virus... Quits after one byte. Prozac virus... Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. Sharon Stone virus... Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there. Lorena Bobbit virus... Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. Tim Allen virus... Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact. Woody Allen virus... Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card. Saddam Hussein virus... Won't let you into any of your programs. Tonya Harding virus... Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons. Spice Girl virus... Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop. Sony Bono virus... Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of no where. Oprah Winfrey virus... Your 200 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80 MB, and then slowly expands to 300 MB. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus... Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. |
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