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Useless information  English 1999-01-14 News, events, anekdotes and announcements
Sex and sexist
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What occurs more often in December than any other month?

   Conception.
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Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex.  What is it?

   Skinny dipping.
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What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?

   No theme song.
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Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

   Their birthplace. This is propinquity.
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Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

   Obsession
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More women do this in the bathroom than men.

   Wash their hands. Women - 80% Men - 55%
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What do 100% of all lottery winners do?

   Gain weight.
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In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.

   Banana
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If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

   One thousand
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What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

   All invented by women.
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Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.

   Change their underwear.
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This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.

   A kiss
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This is the only food that doesn't spoil.

   Honey
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There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.

   Father's Day
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What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?

   He was allergic to carrots.
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40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?

   Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.

   Wear underwear.
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What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld"?

   Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.
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85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.

   Cheating on their spouse.
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