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| Redneck Personal Hygiene 1.Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item. 2.If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 3.While ears need to be cleaned regularly; this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 4.Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method. |
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