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Infocus poem  English 1998-06-03 Puns, word humour, poetry and lyrics
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The following poem appeared recently in INFOCUS magazine. The original  authors were Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin College & Seminary of Grand Rapids, MI.
     
A poll conducted among INFOCUS readers had established "waka" as the proper pronunciation for the angle-bracket characters <, though some readers held out resolutely for "norkies."

The text of the poem follows:
     
<>!*''#
^"`$$-
!*=@$_
%*<>~#4
&[]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED
     
The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as follows:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Pipe curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.
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