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1998 Darwin award nominees  English 1998-06-01 News, events, anekdotes and announcements
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Subject:      1998 DARWIN NOMINEES

(1) Los Angeles, CA.  Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a bees nest from a shed on their property with the aid of a "pineapple."
A pineapple is an illegal firecracker which is the explosive equivalent of one-half stick of dynamite.  They ignited the fuse and retreated to watch from inside their home, behind a window some 10 feet away from the hive/shed.  The concussion of the explosion shattered the window inwards, seriously lacerating Ani.  Deciding Mr. Saduki need stitches, the brothers headed out to go to a nearby hospital.  While walking towards their car, Ani was stung three times by the surviving bees.
Unbeknownst to either brother, Ani was allergic to bee venom, and died of suffocation enroute to the hospital.

(2) A driver, who crashed into the side of a 3000 ton wheat train and was dragged in his car more than a kilometer before being slammed into a pylon at the edge of a cliff, fell to his death as he walked for help.  The Queensland, Australia man, 63, and his female companion, 64,
were driving along the Newell Highway near Moree, in Northwestern New South Wales, on Wednesday night, police said.  Their car crashed into the side of a fully laden, 600 meter long train at a level crossing.
(I guess that would be harder to miss than the side of a barn!)  The vehicle became wedged between the second last and last carriages and was dragged sideways beside the track as the train continued towards Moree, a police spokeswoman said.  After being carried more than a kilometer and a half they approached an unfenced bridge with a 10 meter drop, the spokeswoman said.   Moments before they reached the precipice, the car was struck by a  pylon, dislodged from the train and spun several times.
When it came  to rest, the pair managed to free themselves from the wreck (I wonder if it was a Volvo?) with minor bruising and the man set off along the railway line for help.  But he slipped on the bridge and fell to his death, the spokeswoman said.   The woman was eventually able to raise the alarm and was recovering in Moree hospital with chest injuries.

(3) Derrick L. Richards, 28, was charged in April in Minneapolis with third-degree murder in the death of his beloved cousin, Kenneth E. Richards.  According to police, Derrick suggested a game of Russian roulette and put a semiautomatic pistol (instead of the more traditional revolver) to Ken's head and fired.

(4) In February, according to police in Windsor, Ont., Daniel Kolta, 27, and Randy Taylor, 33, died in a head-on collision, thus earning a tie in the game of chicken they were playing with their snowmobiles.
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