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UNIX commands  English 1998-12-16 Manuals, explanations and definitions
Computers, software and Internet
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UNIX Commands
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You have to test it, it's working!!!!


% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% "How would you rate Major's incompetence?"
Unmatched .
% \316 How did the sex change operation go?
\316 Modifier failed.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
$ drink bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat matter
matter: cannot create\
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