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What a woman says and what a man hears  English 1998-12-10 Jokes
Sex and sexist
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What a woman says:

"This place is a mess!  C'mon,
you and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry
right now!"

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!
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