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| A computer was something on t.v. from a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean and ram was the cousin of a goat Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes An application was for employment A program was a t.v. show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3" floppy you hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened in your commode Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web site was a spider's home and a virus was the flu |
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