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| Jane was a contestant on the $65,000 Question Game Show. Lady Luck smiled in her favor and Jane gained a substantial lead over her opponents. She managed to win the game, but time ran out before the emcee could ask her the big $65,000 question. Needless to say, she agreed to return the following day. Jane was nervous and fidgety as her husband Roger drove them home. "I just have to win tomorrow!" she exclaimed. "I wish I knew what the question will be. You know I'm not going to be able to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like hell tomorrow, too!" "Relax, honey," Roger reassured her, "It will all be okay." Shortly after arriving home, Roger grabbed his car keys and headed for the door. "Where are you going?" Jane asked. "I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon." Jane waited impatiently for Roger's return. After an agonizing three-hour absence, Roger returned sporting a very wide and wicked grin. "Honey, I know tomorrow's question and answer!" "What is it? What is it?" Jane excitedly cried. "The question is 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?' and the answer is 'The head, the heart and the penis', so now you don't have to worry!" Roger replied. They rehearsed asking and answering the question several times. The couple then went to bed where Jane, now feeling confident and at ease, fell into a deep and restful slumber. At 3:30 in the morning, however, she was shaken awake by Roger, who asked her whether she still remembered the quiz show answer. "The head, the heart, the penis," Jane replied groggily before returning to sleep. When she woke up the next morning, Roger asked her the question again. He quizzed her again as she was brushing her teeth, and then again on the way to the show. Even though she knew the answer, when Jane reached the studio she could feel the butterflies in her stomach. Then the cameras began rolling. The emcee reminded the audience of the previous day's events and hen faced Jane. "Jane, for 65,000 dollars, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds to answer." "The head," Jane responded nervously. "Correct! Eight seconds remaining," said the emcee. "Uhh, the heart," Jane said, twisting her hands. "Very good! Six seconds remaining." "I, uhh, well, the last one, hmmm... oh dear," said Jane, "my husband drilled it into me last night, and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..." "That's close enough!" the emcee cried, "You win!! |
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