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| A Dutch hunter was hunting. Suddenly he shot a goose, but it came down just across the German border. The hunter tried to reach under the fence to get to the goose. At that time a German walked by and said: "Hey, that goose is on our side, so it's mine!" The hunter said: "Okay, we'll settle this: we kick eachother in the balls as hard as we can. The one to scream the loudest looses and doesn't get the goose." The German agrees. The hunter said: "I'll start," and kicked the German in the balls. The German screams it out, and his eyes fill with tears." After a while the German said: "Okay, now you." "Don't bother," said the hunter, "I give up, you win, keep the goose!" |
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