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| Moses and Jesus are hanging out in a boat fishing. Talking about the good ol days and remembering their old 'tricks' they used to do.. Jesus looks at Moses and says, 'hey, can you still do that thing you do?' Moses says 'Fuckin' A Harry, check this out..' and he raises his arms up in the air; the lake parts in two, he jumps from the boat, grabs a fish from the lake, and jumps back in the boat. Jesus looks at him and says, 'hey not bad, but check this out, shitface!' and he stands up, steps onto the water, walks about five steps out, then *PLOOP* down he goes into the water. After about two seconds, he resurfaces, flapping his arms and struggling for air. He eventually makes it back to the boat, cold wet and shaking. Moses looks at him and says 'What the hell was that all about?' Jesus says, 'I was gonna go further, but I forgot that last time I did this I didn't have these damned holes in my feet.' |
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