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| Stay on the lookout for following viruses - in case you identify one, get in contact with your IS department ! ~Monica Lewinsky Virus~ Sucks all the memory out of your computer. ~Titanic Virus~ Makes your whole computer go down. ~Disney Virus~ Everything in the computer goes Goofy. ~Prozac Virus~ Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. ~Woody Allen Virus~ Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card. ~Spice Girl Virus~ Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop. ~Ronald Reagan Virus~ Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored. ~Schwarzenega Virus~ Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. ~Viagra Virus~ Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive. |
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