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| A man runs into a bar and says "Give me twenty shots of your best single-malt scotch, quick!" The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them down, one at a time, as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast." The man says, "Well, you'd drink that fast if you had what I have." The bartender says "Oh my God. What is it? What do you have?" The man says, "Fifty cents." |
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