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| Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man. Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? A: When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there. Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. Q: Why are men like commercials? A: You can't believe a word they say. Q: Why are men like blenders? A: You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Q: Why do so many women fake orgasm? A: Because so many men fake foreplay. Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches. Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? A: Sex. Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? A: When the power goes off. Q: What do men and women have in common? A: They both distrust men. Q: How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? A: Guilt gifts are nicer. Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A: His wife is good at picking out clothes. Q: What is the difference between a man and childbirth? A: One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby. Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? A: Slow. Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A: They're married. Q: What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? A: An insurance company. Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings? A: Because they don't have any. Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So oxygen can get to their brains. Q: What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman? A: A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles. Q: What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? A: Castrated. Q: What's the difference between government bonds and men? A: Bonds mature. Q: Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? A: So men can remember them. |
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