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Execution of three women  English 1998-06-01 Jokes
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Three women were about to be executed.  One was a brunette, one a redhead and the other one a blonde.

The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests.

She said no and the executioner shouted.......Ready........Aim....... and suddenly the brunette yelled "EARTHQUAKE".  Everyone was startled and looked around.  She quickly escaped.

Next they brought the redhead and asked if she had any last requests.

She said no, and the executioner shouted.....Ready..... Aim..... and suddenly the redhead yelled "TORNADO".  Everyone was startled and looked around.  She also quickly escaped.

By now the blonde had it all figured out and when the executioner asked her if she had any last requests, she said no.  The executioner shouted.....Ready......Aim......and the blonde yelled "FIRE"
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