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| Computer acronyms PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics ISDN - It Still Does Nothing SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defective Operating System BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM - I Blame Microsoft DEC - Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics COBOL - Compleletely Obsolete Business Oriented Language AMIGA - A Marginal and Insignificant Game Architechture LISP - Lots of Silly and Infuriating Parentheses MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System MAC - Most Applications Crash MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash. If Not, The Operating System Hangs APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code WWW - World Wide Wait |
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