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| Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Once there he meets Satan. Satan: Well, Bill since you were such an important person on the earth, you get the choose how you spend your miserable eternity here Bill: Well what are my choices ? They walk down a hot, steamy hallway and Satan open a door. Inside the room is Bill Gates hanging by chains from the ceiling in a vat of fire. His eternal suffering is to burn and burn and burn. Bill: Wow! I don't think I like that one very much. What else is there? Satan closes the door and leads the ex-President to the next. Inside that door Ross Perot is on a rack, eternally being torn to pieces, his flesh tearing and tearing over and over again. Bill: Ouch! Nope. I'm not real pleased with that one either Satan: OK. Maybe You;ll like this one over here. The Lord of Hell opens a third door on the other side of the hall. Within they see Kenneth Starr chained to a wall. He is naked and receiving oral sex from Monika Lewinski who is kneeling on the floor before him. Bill: Hey now! That's the one I want! Satan: You got it, Bill. Hey, Monika! Get the the heck out of there. Your replacement is here. |
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