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Drunk''s confession  English 1998-06-01 Jokes
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A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. 

Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."
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