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Today is the worst day of my life  English 1998-10-13 Jokes
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There's this little guy sitting in a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me."

"When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab."

"I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
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